So I’m in line at target and I was thinking “there better not be anything nsfw on my dash” and lo and behold, a big pair of boobies

imaginehanniballecter:

when you’re a disco instructor and your student is chewing gum during disco class image

Remind Me
Röyksopp

chunk-of-change:

Röyksopp - Remind Me

clenfish:

joe, please, you and i both know it can’t be like this…

clenfish:

joe, please, you and i both know it can’t be like this…

joshpeck:

when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with

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This girl I went to school with had a status about how she saw some fat guy at the gym and she was proud of him to have the courage to go to a gym like that and it was so condescending and fucking stupid. She’s usually a pretty nice person but I just wanted to tell her to shut up.

deerwoof:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa